Tight spots
1. Does your television channel changer
have a tendency to wander? Slip it into a pair of tights and attach them
to the sofa with a safety-pin. The infra-red rays can easily penetrate
the fabric, and you will never have to fumble to change channels again!
2. To keep your computer keyboard
clean, slip it into a pair of tights. Remember to choose a fine dernier
and a light colour!
3. When moving house, use old tights
to pack up your crockery - and avoid those dirty newsprint smudges!
4.Use a pair of tights to store your
evening shoes. Pop your pumps in a pair of tights; when they are full,
hang them up on a clothes-hanger. They take up no space at all, and your
shoes will stay as good as new!
5. If invited on a Nordic berry-picking
trip this summer, don't forget to pack a spare pair of tights. As your
hosts will know, slipping them over your head will keep out those nasty
woodland elk flies: they love berries - and humans too!
6. Persistent fluff in that awkward
space behind radiators? Worry no more: the handy housewife uses a pair
of old tights to clean the crack!
7. Hair too fine for a French pleat?
Wrap your tresses around the leg section of a pair of tights and secure
with hairpins. Use tights close to your hair colour, and plenty of hairspray!
8. Keep a pair of tights in the glove
compartment of your car - if the fan belt of your car should break, make
a knot in a pair of tights and use them instead!
9. Sunbathing in summertime by lake
or sea, slip your drink bottle in a pair of tights and float it on the
water. Secure the other leg to a jetty, boat or stake, and your drink will
stay cool for hours!
10. An old pair of tights makes an
excellent strainer when making fruit jelly or fresh cream cheese, best
to wash them thoroughly first!
from the collection of Anneli Kurki |